So anyway, I'm not going to come onto DevArt anymore because they've deleted majority of my work now, and I see no point even submitting anything anymore if it's going to get deleted.
So yeah, shitsux, seeya around...

ah screw it, i'll stay

HAVE YOU EVER...

[ ] Smoked.
[x] Consumed alcohol.
[x] Slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex. (it was my cousin, don't you get all D= on me now >.<
[ ] Slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex.
[x] Kissed someone of the same sex.
[ ] Had sex.
[x] Had someone in your room other than family. (who hasn't?)
[x] Watched porn. (uh... I suppose on the computer counts ;;
[ ] Bought porn.
[ ] Tried drugs.

TOTAL: 5

[x] Taken painkillers.
[ ] Taken someone else's prescription medicine.
[x] Lied to your parents.
[x] Lied to a friend.
[ ] Snuck out of the house.
[x] Done something illegal.
[x] Felt hurt.
[x] Hurt someone.
[x] Wished someone to die.
[ ] Seen someone die.

TOTAL: 12

[ ] Missed curfew.
[x] Stayed out all night.
[ ] Eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself.
[x] Been to a therapist.
[ ] Received a ticket.(a ticket to what? xD)
[x] Been to rehab. (for walking again, not drugs >.<
[ ] Dyed your hair.
[x] Been in an accident.
[ ] Been to a club.
[x] Been to a bar.

TOTAL: 17

[ ] Been to a wild party.
[ ] Been to a Mardi Gras parade.
[x] Drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night.
[ ] Had a spring break in Florida.
[ ] Sniffed anything.
[ ] Wore black nail polish.
[x] Wore arm-bands.
[ ] Wore t-shirts with band names.
[ ] Listened to rap.
[ ] Owned a 50 Cent CD.
TOTAL: 19

[ ] Dressed gothic.
[ ] Dressed girly.
[ ] Dressed punk.
[ ] Dressed grunge.
[x] Stole something. (lolyoink)
[ ] Been too drunk to remember anything.
[ ] Blacked out.
[ ] Fainted.
[ ] Had a crush on a neighbor.

TOTAL: 20

[x] Had a crush on a friend.
[x] Been to a concert.
[ ] Dry-humped someone.
[ ] Been called a slut.
[x] Called someone a slut.
[ ] Installed speakers in your car.
[ ] Broken a mirror.
[x] Showered at someone of the opposite sex's house.
[ ] Brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush.

TOTAL: 24

[ ] Considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.
[ ] Seen an R-rated movie in theater.
[x] Cruised the mall.
[ ] Skipped school.
[x] Had surgery.
[x] Had an injury.
[ ] Gone to court.
[ ] Walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping.
[ ] Caught something on fire.
[x] Lied about your age.

TOTAL: 28

[ ] Owned/rented an apartment/house.
[ ] Broke the law in the police's presence.
[ ] Made out with someone who had a gf/bf.
[ ] Got in trouble with the police.
[x] Talked to a stranger.
[ ] Hugged a stranger.
[ ] Kissed a stranger.
[ ] Rode in the car with a stranger.
[x] Been harassed/abused.
[x] Been verbally harassed/abused.

TOTAL: 31

[x] Met face-to-face with someone you met online.
[x] Stayed online for 5+ hours straight.
[ ] Talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.
[x] Watched TV for 5 hours straight.
[x] Been to a fair.
[x] Been called a bad influence.
[ ] Drank and drove.
[x] Prank-called someone.
[ ] Laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex.
[ ] Cheated on a test.

TOTAL: 37

If You Have Less Than 10... write: [I'm a goody-goody.]
If You Have More Than 10... write: [I'm still a goody-goody.]
If You Have more Than 20... write: [I'm average.]
If You Have More Than 30... write: [I'm a bad kid.]
If You have more than 40... write: [I'm a very bad influence.]
If You Have more than 50... write: [I'm a horrible person.]
If You Have more than 60... write: [I should be in jail.]
If You Have more than 70... write: [I should be dead.]

I enjoy yet don't enjoy these xD

1) How old do you wish you were?
At least 18

2) Where were you when 9/11 happened?
Asleep... then watching Pokemon in bed dammit

3) What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
Fuck them up the ass... oh wait, it says vending machines, not hookers... uhm ;;;

4) Do you consider yourself kind?
Most of the time, yah

5) If you HAD to get a tattoo, where would it be?
Shoulder

6) If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
Weeaboo time lol. I just wish I at least knew more of it

7) Do you know your neighbours?
Unfortunately

8) What do you consider a holiday?
Anywhere where I can't hear screaming kids

9) Do you follow your horoscope?
I never even read it. When I do, I laff nyahaha

10) Would you move for the person you loved?
No comment olol

11) Are you touchy feely?
What?!?! I am not touching myself! >.> <.<

12) Do you believe that opposites attract?
*magnets* hmmwha? x3

13) Dream job?
Character/Concept artist for Squeenix

14) Favorite channel(s)?
ABC2, fucking only channel with anime. CG and Cowboy Bebop <3

15) Favorite place to go on weekends?
I don't go anywhere, you insensitive prick! xD >.>

16) Showers or Baths?
Showers.

17) Do you paint your nails?
Oh yeah, totally

18) Do you trust people easily?
Not really

19) What are your phobias?
Clostrophobic... and a little bit of heights too

20) Do you want kids?
Perhaps

21) Do you keep a handwritten journal?
Pfft...*checks under bed*

22) Where would you rather be right now?
Most people probably know that one straight off

23) Heavy or light sleeper?
Medium-raw... oh, not steak olol. Neh, light to start with, then heavy

24) Are you paranoid?
Mmmyes... Why, have you been stalking me??!?!?! *panic attack*

25) Are you impatient?
Yes, now get the fuck on with it <3 xD

26) Who can you relate to?
olol you know I'm tempted to say Lelouch, but I'm not really

27) How do you feel about interracial couples?
Why should I worry? It's all good ^^

28) Have you been burned by love?
...

29) What's your main ring tone on your cell?
I think it's Near's Theme... Or Colors... Or L's Theme B lolol

30) What were you doing after midnight last night?
Playing Pokemon because I don't fucking sleep

31) What did the last text on your mobile phone say?
DISCLOSURE, PWNED olololl... no, it didn't say that lol

32) Whose bed did you sleep in last night?
The cat's

33) What color shirt are you wearing?
Grrrrrrrrey

34) Why is there no question here?
That's what she said

35) Name three things you have on you at all times?
Dick, Cock, Penis xDDDDDD lolol jks. Necklace, Phone, Ring

36) What color are your bed sheets?
Grey/Black

37) How much cash do you have on you right now?
About $30

38) What is your favorite part of the chicken?
Wing x3

39) What's your favorite town/city?
I can't remember, it was some place in New Zealand though <3

40) I can't wait till?
I'm tempted to say :this quiz is over" ;D. Neh, 'till I get a nice income

41) Who got you to join myspace?
Some shmuck

42) What did you have for dinner last night?
Shepherd's Pie

43) How tall are you barefoot?
Six foot 'one-ish

44) Have you ever smoked heroin?
... wtf xD no

45) Do you own a gun?
>=3

46) What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Breakfast... juice xD

47) What is your favourite weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
*whistles* aside from that, my charm, I suppose

48) Do you have A.D.D.?
Nup

49) What time did you wake up today?
Well I haven't yet, it's 1:20am lolol

50) Current worry?
Once again, you insensitive prick! xD

51) Current hate?
Neighbours lolol, little asshats

52) Favorite place to be?
Soooooooooooomewheeeeere overrrrrrr the raaaaaaiiinnbooooooooooow xD nah, I'm not sure

53) Where would you like to travel?
Lots and lots of places ;

54) Where do you think you'll be in 10 yrs?
*cough*probbalyinaditchsomewhere*cough* lolwut? Nah, hopefully... somewhere not Australia

55) What songs do you sing in the shower?
Usually Colors xD

56) What was the last thing that made you laugh?
Talking with

57) Worst injury you've ever had?
broken arm... lol i was going to say heart too xD;;

58) Does someone have a crush on you?
doubt it highly

59) What's your favorite candy?
Peppermintz and Clinkers


60) What song is stuck in your head?
Iuno what it's called... I think it's I Bring the Fire

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Were you happy when you woke up today?
Pretty much

Have you talked to a complete jerk today?
Hmm... nah

Want someone back in your life?
>.>

What are you excited for?
Not my birthday, ever xD and not much else... as for below the waist, that may be different xDDDDDDDD

What were you doing yesterday?
Same thing as everyday. Talking, tags, forums... and drawing

What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
BWAHAHAHAHAHA wait, shit, I shouldn't be laughing at that! I dun want that in there! NO!! DON'T PUT THAT HOTDOG THERE!AAAAAARGHHHHHHHHH

Are you scared to fall in love?
Somewhat

Do you think teenagers can be in love?
Depends on the people involved

Last person you wanted to punch in the face?
My best friend xD he's such an idiot at times... especially when he makes jokes at me not being able to walk... asshat xD

Is there something you want to tell someone?
Perhaps... but not you lol

What do you want right now, be honest?
A polar bear... or somethign that can fly and has a decent lifespan... not a plane, mind you xD

Who was the last person you took a picture with?
Lol graduation probably... so my old best friend

Is it easy to make you cry?
Nope

Do you find it hard to trust others?
You already asked this, dumbass

Do you care too much or not at all?
Dependsss

I bet you miss somebody right now?
Yeah

Can you honestly say you're okay right now?
Probably not xD

Do you tell people you're ok when you're really not?
All the time.

Tell me what's on your mind?
No, you tell me first lol

Have you ever worn the opposite sex' s clothing?
... what ze fook, no

Did your night suck?
I thought that did was a do xDDDDD I'm like... wtf is night sucking? But nah

Do you have an account on Youtube?
Yep.

What color are your eyes?
Brownnnnn

Have you ever kisse?d anyon?e whose? name start?ed with an C, M, B or J?
Nup

Is it hard leavi?ng peopl?e behin?d????
Usually yeah

Is there? a perso?n of the oppos?ite gende?r who means? a lot to you?
Yah >///>

Can you whist?le????
Mhmmmmmm

Do you want to see someb?ody right? now?
Yup

Next time you will kiss someo?ne???
How in the fuck would I know that?

What are you NOT looki?ng forwa?rd to?
Tuesday >.< hospital >.>

What were you doing? at four this morni?ng???
It hasn't been past 4am yet lolol

Are you a forgi?ving perso?n????
Sometimes too much, unfortunately, for my own good

Ever had a bestf?riend????????
mhmm

Are you sarca?stic????
Me? As if ;D

If someo?ne liked? you, would? you want them to tell you?
If they actually did, or were just aying it to make me happy

Has anyon?e ever told you, “you have prett?y eyes"??????
I don't think lol

Do you fall for peopl?e easil?y???
Depends

Do you smile often?
An actual smile and not a put on one? Not really

What's been making you happy?
A certain someone mostly

Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else?
Lol nup, I'm too big probably

Is there someone you don't ever want to be out of your life?
At the moment I'll say yes to that

Have you ever thought you were gonna die?
Ooooo yeah

The last person you kissed needs you at 3AM, do you go?
I'd say wait until I'm actually fucking awake xD

Are you easily scared by horror/?thriller films?
Not really

Could you date someone taller than you?
I doubt many people would be taller than me lolol

Are you taller than your mom?
Lol yes

Favorite fruit?
Probably watermelon

How many piercings do you have, and what are they?
Nup

Do you sleep on your stomach?
Not really

What are you listening to?
ze rain and windiness

Do you get along better with the same sex or opposite?
Probably opposite olol

Would you ever dye your hair blonde?
Lol i douvt it'd work for me

What were you doing at 9 this morning?
Fuck sake, stop asking about times that haven't been yet!

Where do you want to go?
Alaska! xD random... California, Minnesota... London, Scotland... South Africa too, ooh, and Italy

What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
This lolol

Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet?
xD yah

What's your current boy situation?
Lol wut, are you suggesting I'm gay?

Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed?
Probably

Latest you stayed up in the past week? And why?
5am, because I couldn't fucking sleep

What was on your mind mostly today?
Hmm... heheh

Have you held hands with anyone today?
Pfft

Interested in anyone at the moment?
Lol haven't enough of these questions come up to provide an answer yet?

Who was the last person you spoke on the phone for over an hour?
Uh... No idea lol

Have you kissed someone in the past month?
Why do you keep fucking asking?

Will you talk to the person you like/love on the phone tonight?
I'm still yet to call her lol, so no

What woke you up this morning?
I haven't slept yet, duh... but usually the neighbours... although I like it better when it's an eagerly awaited text... while i'm sleeping on my phone xD

Do you have a favorite song? (I know, it's hard to choose):
Mmhmm... I think probably Masquerade <3 Code Geass xD or Telescope Eyes by Eisley

Is there any drink that is 'addictive' to you?:
Iced Coffee lol

Is there something you can't go to the store/mall without getting?:
Something to satisfy my weeabooness xD

Do you purposefully ignore phone calls?:
Lmao, yes

Do you sleep in your clothes?:
No, I sleep in the dog's clothes >.>

Are you getting tired of people saying your name wrong?:
Uh huh

What kind of music do you listen to?:
Almost everything

Do you hate it when you forget something right after you think of it?:
Oooh yeah, annoying

Do you watch TV?:
Yup

What's your favorite type of muffin?:
Choc Chip

Do you cuss around your parents?:
Fuck yes, why the fucking shit shouldn't I? xD

What WOULDN'T you buy if you had a million dollars?:
(lol at Kaysi's reply to this) Uhm... A GayAss Bros xd lol

Have you ever dreamed about someone you have no romantic interest in?:
I should hope I have no romantic interest in familt DDDD=

Do you get butterflies around the person you're attracted to?:
Well I haven't been around her yet lol

Do you bite your nails?:
A lot

Do you get hyper often?:
lolno

Do you wear earrings?:
nup

What's the last music video you watched?:
Hmm... can't recall

Do you own anything fancy, but never wear it?:
Yuh huh

Do you like 'little kid' movies?:
Lol not usually... except Little Rascals <3

Do you chew ice cubes?:
Uh yup

What do you do when you're stuck talking to someone you don't like?:
I just nod and say uh huh and yes and maybe lol xD

Do you know how to do your own laundry?:
Lol yah, I just don't do it

If you had to move out today, would you be able to make it on your own?:
INSENSITIVE FUCKER, AGAIN! xD

Do you watch peoples home made youtube videos?:
Yes xDDDDDDD

If someone asked you for a kiss you'd say?
"What's in it for me?" xD

The Letter A
Are you available?:
Oh geez, nice opener... only too much so >.<

The Letter B
Do you live in a big house?:
Ehhh... mediumish

When is your birthday?:
August 24th

Who is your best friend:
Buggered if I know XD

The Letter C
What’s your favorite candy?:
PEPPERMINTSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

When was the last time you cried?:
Like... 5 years ago XD

The Letter D
Do you daydream?:
... oh wha?

What’s your favorite kind of dog?:
huskyhuskyhusky

The Letter E
How do you like your eggs?:
Boiled, like my women... wait >.<

Have you ever been in the emergency room?:
Yuh huh...I think lol

What’s the easiest thing ever to do?:
breathe

The Letter F
Have you ever flown in a plane?:
Too many lol

Do you use fly swatters?:
Once XD

Have you ever used a foghorn?:
wtf

The Letter G
Do you chew gum?:
Frequently

Are you a giver or a taker?:
A little of column a, a little of column b

Do you like gummy candies?:
Mhmmmm

The Letter H
How are you?:
Absolutely positively craptacularistic

What color is your hair?:
Dark brrrrrrrrrrrrrrown

The Letter I
What’s your favorite ice cream?:
Choc Minttttt

Have you ever ice skated?:
Yeah, and failed... My ass was not only frozen but sore as well

Do you play an instrument?:
Drums, Acoustic Guitarrrrrr, Harmonica

The Letter J
What’s your favorite jelly bean brand?:
The one that has all different flavours...Jelly Belly or whatever lol

Do you wear jewelry?:
YAEEEEEEEEEH gotta keep up my bling XDDDD

The Letter K
Who do you want to kill?:
... Where do i start

Do you want kids?:
Possiblehhhhhh

Where did you go for kindergarten?:
Woodville West Kindergarten, Adelaide

The Letter L
Are you laid back?:
Provided there's something to lay back on

Do you lie?:
No... teeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeee

The Letter M
Whats your favorite movie?:
Monsters Inc. or FFVII: Advent Children... or Casino Royale lol

Do you still watch Disney movies?:
Uh huh

Do you like mangos?:
0.o hardly

The Letter N
Do you have a nickname?:
You don't want to know the worst ones

Whats your real name?:
Callum... also known as Cmalzum, Callumazum, uh... And other variations

Whats your favorite number?:
*shrug*
24, or 3

Do you prefer night over day?:
Somewhat


The Letter O
What’s your one wish?:
It won't come true if I tell

Are you an only child?:
Well technically yes

The Letter P
What one fear are you most paranoid about?:
Uhh... Asshats lmao

What are your pet peeves?:
... and they are what?

What’s a personality trait you look for in people?:
Having a decent sense of humour


The Letter Q
What’s your favorite quote
*ahem*

Doctor: Hello there, how are you today?
Patient: I'm good thanks, how about-
Doctor: THEN GET THE FUCK OUT!

XDDDD home made quotes FTW


Are you quick to judge people?:
Not really

The Letter R
Do you think you’re always right?:
Yes XDD nah

Are you one to cry?:
Uh... Depends, but probably not

The Letter S
Do you prefer sun or rain?:
RRRRRRRRRRain

Do you like snow?:
I've only been in it once, so I suppose so

What’s your favorite season?:

Spring

The Letter T
What time is it?: 12:31pm

What time did you wake up?:
9:30something am

when the last time you slept in a tent?:
Uh... ages ago

The Letter U
Are you wearing underwear?:
...

Underwear or boxers?: ...

The Letter V
What’s the worst veggie?: beetroot lol

Where do you want to go on vacation?:
Japan, Scotland, Africa... iuno

The Letter W
What’s your worst habit?:
Chewing my nails

Where do you live?:
Adelaide, Australia

What’s your worst fear?:
Being in extremely tight spaces, ie: no breathing space

The Letter X
Have you ever had an x-ray?:
Uh huh

Have you seen the x-games?:
o.0

Do you own a xylophone?:
wtf no

The Letter Y
Do you like the color yellow?:
I suppose

What’s one thing you yearn for?:
Hmm.. thats private lol

The Letter Z
Whats your zodiac sign?:
Leo/Virgo

Do you believe in the zodiac?:
Maybe

Favorite zoo animal?:
T-T-T-Tiger.

THE KINGDOM HEARTS SURVEY!!!

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions.

1. Your favorite KH guy?
Axellllll or Roxas

2. Your favorite KH girl?
Olette, I'd tap that ;D

3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?
DiZ. Cos

4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?
Marluxia XDDDD

5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
The World that Never Was

6. Least Favorite World?
KH2 Atlantica.

7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
Bond of Flames

8. Least Favorite Weapon?
Hmm... Looks wise, Sweet Memories

9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
Simba FTW

10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)
Finalllllll

11. Favorite Pairing? (Includes yaoi couples.)
Rox/Nami

12. Least Fav. Pairing? (Includes yaoi couples.)
SoRiku

13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.
Too many

14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've ever heard Of?
as above <.<

15. Any "KH pet-peeves" you have?
wtf

16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
Rikuuuuuuuuu

SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?

17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory?
o.0?

18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?
Yah kinda

19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?
Possibly

20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?
Neh

SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!

21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?
I'd root both... O wait

22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?
That it's gonna kick ass, so swallow dat shit!

23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?
Nope

24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?
Roxas

25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?
Namine XD

26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?
I was caught having sex with Namine... o wait, that was a dream... >.> <.<

27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character?
I wish

28. The funniest moment in all of KH would be...?
The retarded face Sora pulls at Demyx... or the Demyx running past in Olympus

29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?
Maleficent Dragon

30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?
... Hmm... Namine XD

SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions... (Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" is unacceptable!!!)

31. Hayner or Pence?
Hayner

32. Zexion or Marluxia?
Marluxiaaaaaaaaaaaaaachoo

33. Riku or Roxas?
Roxas

34. Roxas or Sora?
... Fuck, Sora

35. Axel or Demyx?
Dammit! Axel

36. Kairi or Larxene?
Kairi

37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?
grar, SoRiku

38. NamiRoku or Namiku?
NamiRoku

39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?
Zemyx

40. Sora x Kairi or Sora xRiku?
Sora x Kairi lmao

41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?
Sea Salt Ice Cream

42. Cloud or Leon?
Cloud!

43. Cloud x Tifa of Cloud x Aerith?
Cloud x Aerith

44. Simple and Clean or Passion?
Sanctuary dammit

SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!

45. List all the KH character you've fallen for.
Namineeeeee... *drools*

46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?
Iuno

47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!
Namineeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... O wait
Tidus looks like Zexion totally <.<

48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?
BIRTH BY SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?
KH2, but still...

50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?
NAMINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE lmao